It's tough to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron arena. These slimy athletes are known for their leisurely pace, making it impossible to definitively rank them. Some might say that running back Jimbo, with his turtle-paced advances, is the prime candidate. But don't underestimate Timmy the defensive lineman, who consistently crawls

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